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If you're like most Americans t hese days, you're probably wondering, Will I be taken up in the Rapture?

Unfortunately, even for those who accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior, the answer may be no.

But I've prayed all my life, how could I possibly get left behind?

Well, the fact is, keeping track of hundreds of millions of souls is a data management nightmare that would strain even the most sophisticated enterprise. If there's one thing we've learned from the aborted May 21st Rapture it's that the databse solutions that Heaven's been using are plagued with bugs, viruses, and spam.

So at Heaven's behest, we've created the Rapture Certification program, the world's first and only afterlife credentialing system. Through the Rapture Certification program, you can earn an authentic Rapture CardTM that shows that you are a believer who must be saved during the Rapture. As genuine proof that you are Rapture worthy, the Rapture CardTM will give you and your family peace of mind, knowing that when the Day of Days comes you will ascend to the Kingdom of Heaven.

Now, it's possible Heave n's exisiting database could work and you won't get left behind on Judgment Day, but do you really want to risk the horrors of the Tribulation to a software glitch? Clearly, your ascension to an afterlife of eternal peace is too important to leave to chance. Click on the "Take the Test" link and get Rapture Certified right now.