TERMS AND CONDITIONS

The network of Web Sites (collectively, the "getrapturecertified.com Web Sites") operated by getrapturecertified.com and billybeam.com or its affiliates or subsidiaries is comprised of various Web sites and Web pages. The getrapturecertified.com Web Sites are offered to you conditioned on your acceptance without modification of the terms, conditions, and notices contained herein. Your use of the getrapturecertified.com Web Sites constitutes your agreement to all such terms, conditions, and notices. Your use of a particular getrapturecertified.com website included within the getrapturecertified.com Web Sites network may also be subject to additional terms outlined elsewhere on that website. Additionally, the getrapturecertified.com Web Sites may themselves contain additional terms that govern particular features or offers (for example, sweepstakes or games). In the event that any of the terms, conditions, and notices contained herein conflict with the Additional Terms or other terms and guidelines contained within any particular getrapturecertified.com website, then these terms shall control. 

Terms of Use

The primary terms of use are as follows:

(1) Neither the Rapture Certificate nor the Rapture Certification Card guarantees admission into Heaven.  (Admission into Heaven is governed by a separate terms of use agreement with God, also known as Yahweh, and his authorized representative, Jesus of Nazareth.)

(2) Money back guarantee can only be honored if you have proof that you were carrying a Rapture Certificartion product at the time of the Rapture.  For the purpose of this terms of use agreement, "proof" refers only and exclusively to evidence that would be admissable in a court of law.

(3) Money back guarantees will be processed within four to six weeks after receiving a notarized claim.  A $4.95 processing fee and a  $3.95 restocking fee will be deducted from all refund checks.

(4) Any user who objects to the content that appears on this website agrees to refrain from any violent action against any personnel affiliated with getrapturecertified.com and pledges to donate half of his or her net worth to either the American Civil Liberties Union or the Human Rights Campaign.